Summon: How did the band get started? How did you meet and how long have you been together?
Band: I put a short ad in metal maniacs and this fucking freak Doug beckoned my mailbox. We got together found some other sub humanoids underneath a rock and started playing together. A true epic saga of massive undulating proportional I think it’s a Kodak moment.
Summon: How would you describe your music?
Band: I think an accurate description would be something like completely sick uncommercialized, psycho-death mutilation. I need some Prozac.
Summon: What are your biggest musical influences?
Band: Personally- Suffocation, Morbid Angel, Acheron, Incantation, Cannibal Corpse, Older Dismember, séance, Anal Cunt, Morbid Entree, Lividity, Avulsion, Malicious Hate, Deaden, Hot Stove, Hemdale, Exhumed, Pale Existence, Fleshgrind, Dying Fetus, Narcolepsy, Angelcorpse, Beheaded, Skinless, Malamor, Sodomized, Uncreation, Jungle Rot, Damnable, Mazzy Star, Dick Delicious, The Police, Michael Jackson, Sepsis, Verucca Salt, Hawkind, Slayer, the list goes on…
Summon: Who if, if any do you consider the bands idols?
Band: Ron Jeremy, Kermit the Frog, grandma in don’t be a menace to south central…. Rick James, George Clinton, Rudy Ray Moore, (dolemite) Ronald McDonald, Jill Girardi from Mortal Coil, Anton Lavey, Aleister Crowley, Vince Crowley, Craig from Narcolepsy, because he ate Evan’s dough nut and whoever invented the electric guitar.
Summon: What made you want to be in the band? And if you weren’t in the band what would you want to be doing now?
Band: I wanted to be in the because I wanted to become the most famous person to ever live in Ludowici, Georgia. If I wasnt in the band i’d probably be married to an axe murderer in a religious cult somewhere in metropolitan Wyoming.
Summon: What are some of your favorite bands that are really popular today?
Band: I dont like too much of popular music, but I do like White Zombie, Pantera, Type O Negative, The Bloodhound Gang, Garbage and The Spice Girls (for obvious reasons).
Summon: How many demos/albums do you have? Tell me about them.
Band: Our first album entitled “Portrait Of An American Family” sold well over 69 million copies soely on the coattails of our MTV regularity. Be on the lookout for our second album called “Life is Peachy” soon.
Summon: If you could play with any band who would it be and why?
Band: Bootsy Collins and Kiss headlining with Us, Morbid Entree and Exhumed opening at a 70,069 seat arena. Hey a guy can dream.
Summon: Who writes the majority of the music?
Band: We went to a “vacation bible school” and got enough inspiration to write our gospel/country/ bluegrass songs together. All praise Billy Ray!
Summon: Who has been the favorite band you’ve played with? Why?
Band: It’s a real toss-up between the Trixter and Bulletboys shows! They were both really nice to us although I dont think they liked us.
Summon: Where did you get the band name from?
Band: I was driving to Savannah one day and aliens beamed me up while I was sittinf in traffic and it sounded as if they kept saying Gorlock.
Summon: Describe what the band is like live?
Band: I usually am wearing a snorkel and mask, girls at one piece bathing suits, flippers and fozzie bear bow biters attached to my journey headbang. We also have a ball pit with a midget jumping around in it. Doug wears a baby blue leisure suit with a top hat.
Summon: If you are gonna do any kind of video what would be in it?
Band: Us playing, Ron Jeremy, earthquake, Micky Linn, Chris from Sinderella, Teri Weigel, Corby Jazzmine, Mimi Miyagi, Chris from Spread Buns in a trench coat, Davia, Daria Mingledorff, Dolemite and the hamburger pimp.
Summon: Are there any tour plans made, if so tell me about them?
Band: One of these days we’ll have a few dollarsand we’ll do a small U.S. Tour with a couple of good underground bands. Hopefully we’ll get invited to play Lollapalooza next year.
Summon: Where do you think the band will be in 20 years from now?
Band: Doug will join a Druid group and curse technology altogether while living in a mountain somewhere. Dave will be on Rex from Pantera’s bass tech group. I’ll be either a porn star or a street clown. Thanks for the great and thorough interview!
Contact them at:
P.O. Box 862
Ludowici, GA 31316